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the other day i was drunk at a party and somehow (??? not sure how) ended up getting into a discussion about politics and feminism 

and my friend who is a girl turned around and said to me “im not a feminist” and i was just like what. she said “i dont hate men so im not a feminist” and i literally just stood there dumbfounded for a minute and i just said “friend… no.” and had to explain to her that feminist =/= man hater

and she was just so shocked and just stood there and said “im a feminist”

and that is the story of last time i got drunk

(Source: jesicaday)

  • Me: let's get drunk.
  • My roommate: its Tuesday
  • Me: and tomorrow is Wednesday thank you rebecca black let's get drunk.

aw yeah printed out my last assignment for the semester so ready to hand this bad boy in tomorrow

side note still not wearing pants

#personal#me
aw yeah printed out my last assignment for the semester so ready to hand this bad boy in tomorrow side note still not wearing pants

I should put on pants

but I should also sort out my life and my choices

thatfilmdudekalen:

If you love someone, set them free. If they don’t come back, text them when you’re drunk.

sadillite:

all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant

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I have not worn underwear all day. Today has been a good day.

apparently when i get drunk i pull the blue steel face. that’s what’s up. 

#me#personal#this was actually one of the best nights ive had in a long ass time
apparently when i get drunk i pull the blue steel face. that’s what’s up.